Comments on The WORCESTER PARK Blog: Worcester Park & The Chamber of Secrets

...and now for a serious turn..., or for non-cockn...

2011-12-06T19:08:11.302Z

...and now for a serious turn..., or for non-cockney immigrant scum...

Well obviously the butcher sells some packaged stuff, but they are a proper butcher, that packages some of their own stuff. I tend to buy a bit more than normal, and went into there a few weeks back asked for some more steaks, like they have on the trays in the window. 3 minutes later, I got them. And with a smile, too. Stop running down the local small businesses, please - they give you attention. Even us immigrant scum say so.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Butcher
Butcher ...

2008-07-04T12:37:00.000+01:00

Knock knock
Who's there?
Butcher
Butcher who?
Butcher arms around me and hold me tight.

I went into the butchers and said "got any carrots...

2008-07-04T09:15:00.000+01:00

I went into the butchers and said "got any carrots?". They told me they are a butchers and they only sell meat. I again said "got any carrots?" and they told me in a slightly less patient tone that they only sell meat. I asked them a third time "got any carrots" and butcher was very rude and said I ask him again he'd nail my ears to the wall. I said "got any nails?" He said no, so I said "got any carrots?"

This whole butcher joke thing is an offal load of ...

2008-07-03T12:45:00.000+01:00

This whole butcher joke thing is an offal load of old tripe.

I bumped into someone on the high street the other...

2008-07-03T10:49:00.000+01:00

I bumped into someone on the high street the other day, they said how good the butchers was and that it provides mostly quality meat, however stay away from the chicken, turkey and goose, its all fowl

I complained to the butcher yesterday about the qu...

2008-07-02T21:24:00.000+01:00

I complained to the butcher yesterday about the quality of his beef, but it just went in one ear and out the udder.

I asked the butcher "how much are your chickens"?<...

2008-07-02T20:14:00.000+01:00

I asked the butcher "how much are your chickens"?
He said "a pound a pound".
Like Cap.A. I was worried about their origin so I asked, "did you raise them yourself?
"I did" he said, "this morning they were 90p a pound.

I went into the butchers the other day and managed...

2008-07-02T19:46:00.000+01:00

I went into the butchers the other day and managed to get behind the counter. I sat down on a bacon slicer and the butcher told me to get off straight away or he'll get a little behind with his orders.

I went into the butchers and asked if he kept drip...

2008-07-02T19:44:00.000+01:00

I went into the butchers and asked if he kept dripping. He said yes it's really embarrassing!!

I bought a pig's ear from the butcher a couple of ...

2008-07-02T18:29:00.000+01:00

I bought a pig's ear from the butcher a couple of years back to give to my grandmother who was going deaf. Her hearing is now a lot clearer, with just the odd bit of crackling.

That butcher's shop drives me mad. Everytime I go...

2008-07-02T15:01:00.000+01:00

That butcher's shop drives me mad. Everytime I go in there's a crowd doing the hookey kookey, you butcher left leg in, you butcher left leg out.

I usually get a sheep's head on a Monday with the ...

2008-07-02T14:43:00.000+01:00

I usually get a sheep's head on a Monday with the eyes left in, to see me through the week.

I bet the short woman that works in there £50 she ...

2008-07-02T14:07:00.000+01:00

I bet the short woman that works in there £50 she couldn't pass me the sirloin and t-bone off the top shelf, but she just refused and said the steaks were too high

A werewolf was arrested in the butchers yesterday ...

2008-07-02T13:12:00.000+01:00

A werewolf was arrested in the butchers yesterday - he was choplifting

They tried to charge me £40 for eight legs of veni...

2008-07-01T19:41:00.000+01:00

They tried to charge me £40 for eight legs of venison. I told them that was two deer.

Note to the local butchers (as this has happened t...

2008-07-01T16:48:00.000+01:00

Note to the local butchers (as this has happened to me on 3 occasions with them now)

£2.50 + £3.50 + £2.75

Does not equal £15.40!!

Comments between staff when I leave was "its was worth a try".

Great place, but ask for a receipe, they've tried it on a few times.

I too have been shopping at the butchers for 20 ye...

2008-06-30T11:20:00.000+01:00

I too have been shopping at the butchers for 20 years too. Steve may look miserable but he is very friendly once you get to know him -conversation is two way you know!

I have been shopping in my local butchers for the ...

2008-06-17T17:59:00.000+01:00

I have been shopping in my local butchers for the past 20 years and I have always found them to be polite and very friendly, I'm sure it is a family run business. The service I have received from them has been outstanding, and they have always been very helpful & would guide me towards what cuts of meat I would require for certain recipes. I hope they are here for many more years.

I always find them polite but never friendly, you ...

2008-06-15T17:04:00.000+01:00

I always find them polite but never friendly, you certainly wouldn't stay for a chat. A lot of their meat is pre-packaged, and none of it looks great.

We do make a point of shopping at the local butche...

2008-06-15T15:32:00.000+01:00

We do make a point of shopping at the local butchers for our meat but it would be a much more pleasant experience if they learned to smile and say please and thank you instead of glaring at you as if you are aliens!

So were you the one who beat me to the guide book ...

2008-05-14T17:42:00.000+01:00

So were you the one who beat me to the guide book on ebay a few months back?

I've passed comment numerous times that Sutton Cou...

2008-05-14T08:08:00.000+01:00

I've passed comment numerous times that Sutton Council is only really interested in Sutton High Street and aren't going to help Worcester Park so if anything good's going to happen then it's down to the Worcester Park traders and community to do it.

Interestingly the local Tory candidate did just post a bunch of pictures on her Flickr account here which show that she's shown some interest so if one of the local Tories or traders who met her would comment then I'd be interested to hear what was said.

In the meantime perhaps you could print out your blog entry and stick it through the door of the "One Stop Party Shop" as he appears to be Chairman, from one of the photos.