Friday, 23 September 2011

Making An Ass Of Myself

I have been unable to post for some weeks, having been kept under lock and key by Mrs WP who refuses to believe that I keep seeing a man riding a donkey around Worcester Park.

She won't let me out on the streets again until I stop mentioning these 'visions'.

Please help.

9 COMMENTS (Add Yours Now!):

axlrocky said...

confirmed - photo to follow

Anonymous said...

My daughter has spotted him twice too.

Anonymous said...

I think he lives in Old Malden and you can hire him and his donkey for birthday parties.

HRH said...

W.T.F.???!!!

Anonymous said...

My husband has seen him too!

Anonymous said...

I’ve seen them too. Donkeys often wearing stretched and sagging tattoos are frequently to be found congregating in the Pound Shop or Costa Coffee, usually either yelling at their offspring or at a possible father of their offspring.

1-----t-----the-----barby said...

he-aw--he-aw--he always could be doing promotinal work.for the slow trade the restaurants are doing. saying that any deposits it left,i am quite sure were served to me as a colnels meal deal just b4 midnight at at the kfc!!

Jeff said...

How are we going to give a spin to this story so we can all end up discussing the mythical mosque of Green Lane, the only subject that guarantees endless postings and discussion?

I mean, a man on a donkey does sound a bit Middle East to me. When seen was he heading towards Green Lane by any chance?

Anonymous said...

These Nativity Plays start earlier every year! It's not even October.

Bah humbug!

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