Tuesday, 27 September 2011

It's Chriiiiisssstmassss!

It's September, for frick sake. But that hasn't stopped Waitrose putting our their Christmas range on the shelves already.

Mind you, with the new layout still so confusing perhaps it's a good thing that they've given their customers 3 months in which to find the festive section.

But seriously, this is so depressing I nearly shot myself in the head with a self-scan gun. Who the hell buys this stuff in September?

Name and shame, please.

Monday, 26 September 2011

Ass Not A Donkey

Thanks to blog reader Alex who has provided this snap of the now famous KT4 mule (yes it's a mule, not a donkey, apparently) outside the Worcester Park Tavern.

I have no idea, of course, what a mule drinks. No doubt my quick-witted blog readers will be able to suggest?

Friday, 23 September 2011

Making An Ass Of Myself

I have been unable to post for some weeks, having been kept under lock and key by Mrs WP who refuses to believe that I keep seeing a man riding a donkey around Worcester Park.

She won't let me out on the streets again until I stop mentioning these 'visions'.

Please help.