Mrs WP: "Oh, I forgot to tell you - guess who I saw in Waitrose last week?"
Me: "No idea."
Mrs WP: "You know that bloke from the Alan Titchmarsh show?"
Me: "Which bloke from the Alan Titchmarsh show?"
Mrs WP: "Alan Titchmarsh"
Me: "Really? When?"
Mrs WP: "Last Tuesday, I think it was. No, maybe Wednesday"
So there we go. Mrs WP thinks she saw Alan Titchmarsh in Waitrose in Worcester Park at some point last week.
I've seen Andrew Collins in there plenty of times. And the bloke who looks like Leo Sayer seems to be in there pretty much all the time (do you know the one I mean?), but I have no idea why Mr Titchmarsh should grace us with his presence.