Friday, 20 August 2010

I Can't Think Of Any Surgery Puns...

...but if you have a local issue or concern you  would like to raise, then Councillor Stephen Fenwick (Lib Dem, Worcester Park Ward), will be holding his monthly ward surgery at Worcester Park Library tomorrow (Saturday 21st August) from 11am to Noon.

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Anonymous said...

Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going on.

"I’m about to close," the surgeon says.

The patient grabs the surgeon’s hand and says, "I’m not going to let you do that! I’ll close my own incision!"

The doctor hands him the thread and says, "Suture self".

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