Tuesday, 11 May 2010

Broad Minded Bargains

Dear Worcester Parkers, it appears we have all been fooled.

I am shocked to the core to learn that Broadway Bargains, respectable bastion of haberdashery, has been pulling the wool (the lace, the ribbon and the cotton) over our eyes all along.

Blog reader 'Gix' has sent me this horrific picture of the farmyard filth being peddled in the window of Broadway Bargains:

I'm sure you'll agree this kind of plastic depravity is not acceptable in Worcester Park and we need to drive these demons out immediately.

Possibly through prayer.

Does anyone have Philippa's number?