In a surreal twist, James 'Sinatra' Morgan took the article a little too seriously (he probably thinks irony is something you use to get the creasy out of your shirty) and has e-mailed me offering his services as a Sinatra impersonator.
Which is great, but the slight flaw in the plan is that he is based in Florida, USA. Being outside Zone 4 that would require extensive travel.
Unless the Ember Travel people left a few stray airline tickets behind the radiators when they moved out I don't think we'll be able to fund his journey here, but the offer is greatly appreciated.
Mr Morgan, however, invited me to look at his website - http://www.morgansingssinatra.com/