Saturday, 31 October 2009

Trick Or Sweet

This year I have readied myself for the arrival of 'trick or treaters' - the annual American-imported legitimisation of vandalism and anti-social behaviour.

Having decided against my elaborate trip-wire/razor blade/flour bomb deterrent (purely on the grounds of cost) I decided instead to enter into the spirit (if you'll pardon the pun) of the occasion and have stocked up on cheap sweets from Iceland to dish out should there be a knock on the door tonight.

Of course having prepared myself so well, Murphy's law is bound to apply, meaning no trick or treaters arrive at WP towers.

In which case, I can have a quiet night in AND a bag of sweets to myself.

Happy Halloween!