Sunday, 27 September 2009

Roar Chicken

Blog reader 'Longperson' has e-mailed me to report an unusual noise nuisance in Worcester Park:

"I live in Longfellow Road and since the middle of last week I've been puzzled by a constant sound in the background - a roaring sound, like an huge air conditioning unit or a massive hairdryer.

This weekend I could stand it no more so traced the source of it.

It turns out the noise nuisance is coming from our good friend KFC - apparently from their extract system. I've no idea what they did to it last week but it was never that noisy.

Goodness knows what the noise must be like for people living nearer to it in Caldbeck Avenue. My back garden used to be so peaceful, but now it's like living with a constant hairdryer noise in the background".

Are you being plagued by the roar of KFC? Post your comments below.

4 COMMENTS (Add Yours Now!):

The Colonel said...

Howdy ya'll, seems only fair that I clear up this lil' ol' mystery. While plucking chickens on monday night in preperation to be turned in to finger lickin' good fillet zower burgers, one of the lil' criters got to darn close to the extractor unit and was sucked in.

Anonymous said...

Wow! Colonel, that’s amazing! There is real chicken on sale at KFC?

So why does it look and taste like by-products from the pet food industry, disguised with artificial additives?

The Colonel said...

Howdy ya'll. Tomorrow I'll be sending a small infant into the extractor fan unit to clear the remains of the now shredded chicken, and see if he can salvage any bits for ma' pop corn chicken.

Anonymous said...

Colonel, NO! You just told everyone your much guarded secret recipe!

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