Monday, 27 July 2009

The Comeback Kitten

One week after going missing Billy the kitten, you will be pleased to hear, strolled back into his home in Brinkley Road last night as if nothing had happened.

Expect a furious bidding war betwen myself and The Brinkster for exclusive rights to the inside story of Billy's disappearance and miraculous return.

I'll open the bidding at two cans of Whiskas and a catnip mouse?