Monday, 2 February 2009

Thaw By Four


You turn the key in the ignition, feeling smug and self-satisfied.

You've spent so long being ridiculed for having a poncey 4x4 in the middle of Worcester Park.

But today is your day - your one chance to prove why your mode of transport is superior, to own the streets, to crown yourself king of the road.

Unfortunately it turns out that you are a tosser, so you drive too fast and as you reach the bend at the top of Central Road you lose control and end up slewing your Chelsea tractor sideways across the road, narrowly missing two perfectly normal cars bring driven perfectly sensibly in the snow.

And to think you waited six long years for this.