First born is The Worcester Park Phantom who lives off Manor Drive in the Royal bit of Worcester Park - although as far as I'm concerned if you shop at Waitrose, are confused by Ryan Gate and worship at the revolving kebab grill of Nefis then you are a Worcester Parker through and through.
Second born is Teenage Worcester Park (they grow up so quickly these days don't they) who is promising to give us an insight into Worcester Park from a young person's perspective.
Teenage Worcester Park explained to me the motivation behind starting the blog:
"I just wanted it to been known that not all the teenagers living in Worcester Park are drug crazed Hoodies. I started the blog because after my house was burgled I grew very angry."
I'm sure you will join me in welcoming them to the blogosphere. I just hope I don't get chased for maintenance payments...