Friday, 8 August 2008

Chav you seen anything as stupid?

Every second counts when you're a Worcester Park chav.

With so much spitting, swearing and Strongbow swilling to cram into an average non-working day you've no time to waste faffing around with silly footbridges.

Need to get to the opposite platform at Worcester Park station? Simple. Just hop straight over the live rails.

Fourtunately this not very goodie hoodie made it over the live rails in one piece - let's face it, had he fallen onto the live rail it would probably have been the first (and last) ever time that electrical activity had been recorded in his brain.


19 COMMENTS (Add Yours Now!):

NS said...

What an idiot! And what a picture! Good snapping skills.

Jennifer said...

Ha ha ha. What a prat. Shame he made it to the other side.

Anonymous said...

What is to be done about the Chav problem in WP? Any ideas?

Anonymous said...

One idea would be to sterilise them so they don't keep breeding or maybe launch surgical airstrikes at selected roads in WP.

Anonymous said...

The first step would be to close KFC, as hoardes of younger chavs usually congregate outside it, and the older chavs queue up there at all hours of the day.

KFC seems to be some sort of place of worship for chavs.

J-lo said...

Kids For Christ?

Anonymous said...

Kentucky Fried Chav

Anonymous said...

On a serious note: we need to instill respect and discipline in these youngsters. They are out of control and need to be taught some lessons in life.
I propose the following for WP Chavs:
1) bring back bus conductors to keep them in line
2) CCTV on key Chav roads such as Browning and Dorchester
3) Tough penalties for corner shop owners selling alcopops to them
4) An end to social benefits to "pram faces" and the like = why should I pay 40 percent of my income for some 13 year old to be on the social?
5) British Transport police patrols at WP station
6) A compulsory Marine bootcamp in the Brecon Beacons run by SAS or Para instructors to kick the attitude out of the Chavs

THIS IS MY MANIFESTO FOR A CHAV FREE WP

socialrealismrules said...

Ok, we get the message, because you are a higher rate tax payer you inhabit the moral high ground.

Anonymous said...

I passed through the Hamptons yesterday where there were 25+ chavs hanging around in the ampitheatre in groups. Some drinking beer, some with cans of beer f'ing and blinding at the top of their voices. One kid could not have been older than five. These kids may or may not be from the housing estate but i certainly have some sympathy for the Hamptons residents. I wouldn't want that on my doorstep. Something really needs to be done to rid the streets of these chav scummers

Gonetothedogs said...

And you passed by and did nothing, but bitched later. That's why we are in this predicament.

Anonymous said...

So you suggest a lone female should take on over twenty teenagers. Use some common sense.

Anonymous said...

Ever hear of the police? Or social services if there really was a child under five there.

WhiteRabbit said...

Worcester Park is truly the home of Daily Mail readers. A youngster jumps over a railway track, and you are all baying for his blood and calling him a chav. Kids do crazy things, don't you remember? He wasn't mugging old ladies or downloading child porn. He was probably showing off in front of his mates, okay what he did was stupid but aren't we all sometimes?

Anonymous said...

what normal person describes themself as a lone female, that is not written by a woman. I think it is the blogger incognito.

Anonymous said...

KFC always used to be known as Kentucky Fried Chicken, why was it then abbreviated to KFC?

Is the long version too complicated for uneducated Chavs? I tend to think this is why they have abbreviated it.

Or do they think there is some sort of football connection when they use the letters KFC and want to attract moronic football followers?

Anonymous said...

That kid running across the tracks, he's a woofter. I, and several of my friends, used to go to The Worcester (The Worst) and drink lots of the Good Doctor Holsten then go over to the station after chucking out time and jump on the live rail.

Adolf said...

I don;t know if anyone has tried this idea before, but could we not gather the chavs at the station and put them all on a train to say some sort of 'labour camp'. When they get there we can then put them all in a big communal shower and give them all a 'wash'.

Anonymous said...

That would be gas.

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