As most of the 78 comments in the increasingly heated argument over The Hamptons are anonymous it's difficult to tell whether it's a mass argument raging across Worcester Park or simply two blog readers with plenty of time on their hands trading tit-for-tat insults.
Thank goodness though for 'Captain America' who has provided the much-needed voice of reason here:
"As fun as this has been, all good things must come to an end therefore I would like to propose a truce amongst the residents of Worcester Park?
This may require some of you to accept that Hamptons residents are not personally the sole reason for increased congestion, etc (thank council planning for that), so I expect many childish comments in return, but I thought it would be worth a try."
Aye aye Captain.
So may I be the first (well, second) to propose a truce here? Let residents across Worcester Park unite in a group hug on Malden Green (opposite the station) as we learn to love one another in the true spirit of community.
Or if that would offend your masculinity, a good tight manly hug combined with a blokey slap on the back just in case anyone looking should mistake it for a sign of affection.
Either way, ladies and gentlemen, can we call a ceasefire!!!!??