Monday, 23 June 2008

Ceasefire!



As most of the 78 comments in the increasingly heated argument over The Hamptons are anonymous it's difficult to tell whether it's a mass argument raging across Worcester Park or simply two blog readers with plenty of time on their hands trading tit-for-tat insults.

Thank goodness though for 'Captain America' who has provided the much-needed voice of reason here:

"As fun as this has been, all good things must come to an end therefore I would like to propose a truce amongst the residents of Worcester Park?

This may require some of you to accept that Hamptons residents are not personally the sole reason for increased congestion, etc (thank council planning for that), so I expect many childish comments in return, but I thought it would be worth a try."

Aye aye Captain.

So may I be the first (well, second) to propose a truce here? Let residents across Worcester Park unite in a group hug on Malden Green (opposite the station) as we learn to love one another in the true spirit of community.

Or if that would offend your masculinity, a good tight manly hug combined with a blokey slap on the back just in case anyone looking should mistake it for a sign of affection.

Either way, ladies and gentlemen, can we call a ceasefire!!!!??

10 COMMENTS (Add Yours Now!):

Captain America said...
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Ian Morris said...

Could we not all hug on say the fountain roundabout in new malden and then turn our pent up rage and aggression on to the residents of new malden?

Anonymous said...

I'll be waiting for you, armed with a dozen BBQ'ed beef ribs....

:-)

Actually whilst I am not fond of WP, sorry, I do like this blog. There are a couple in NM but nowhere near this standard.

Keep it up.....

j_lo said...

Why don't we descend on the seasonal shop and purchase those gorgeous, tasteful, plastic flowers they sell. Then we could exchange these as a token of our new found peace, sort of Woodstock comes to Worcester Park. (Actually the Woodstock is a dump, almost as bad as the Huntsman).

After much loving, maybe we could take our dogs for a walk to New Malden and get them to crap all over the area. Get the crap out of Worcester Park I say!

Anonymous said...

It is clear that captain america is a mass debaiter. The voice of reason my arse.

Captain America said...
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Anonymous said...

Your dogs may not return from NM

Anonymous said...

Unless you happen to bring back a doner kebab with you...

Anonymous said...

or maybe a hot dog!

j_lo said...

oh, thought you were barking at first. Now I get your meaning. My seoul reason for going to NM was to turn stomachs not line them, my poor pooch howl I get over it.

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